I figure I have enough hair to deal with the three times I have to sweep the floor because the short and furries haven't figured out that when it starts getting toward the fall/winter time of the year it would be best to hang onto their hair so they don't freeze their asses off. But no. Fall to them means that they have to start shedding even more. Where was I? Oh yeah furries in my bed. Anyway I am not a fan of cats hanging out on, in, or near my bed.
So let me show you exhibit A. Methinks that perhaps some cat of the small, black, and furry kind may have left some clues that she is in fact an asshat.