Today involved going to the city and doing a Costco run with the kidlet and the two screaming banshees. The banshee most often associated with the majority of the screaming was the quiet one today. The female banshee was wired for sound and hopped up on cocaine, or possibly over stimulated from playing with a tea set. Seeing as she is three it would be safe to assume that it is the tea set, but based on her actions this afternoon I wouldn't rule out the possibility that a little bit of cocaine found its way into her pablum. I wonder what would happen if some crushed up Valium were dumped into her sippy cup the next trip out?. Not that I'm advocating drugging small baby types. I would never do that. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
On the way into the city, the Mesmerizer, also known as, the Mesmetron, was on and the banshees were watching Beano & Toupee. Please kill me now. Is it me or do little kids shows suck so bad that you would actually rather hear said kids whining and sniveling more then listening to the crap that they've created to stop the whining and sniveling? That's a close a draw as the US 2012 presidential polls were.
Having spent the last thirty years or so not actually watching, listening to, or being around any of the cartoons they have created for children it has been a real eye opener. If this world goes to hell in a hand basket I swear it's going to be because when this generation of children grow up they will have been warped. And not in a good way.
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